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[OC I think] What does a lesbian couple on their periods have in common with a surgeon?

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2. What do you call?….

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Riding in my wife's car and there is a high top shoe laying in the street. As she drives by it, in say " missed it by a foot!". My other choice was to say like a sneeze," a shoe!".

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